Sign-O-Licious…. it’s Retrotacular!

Please allow me to introduce
the Retrotacular, the Illustrious, the shiny new…

Sign-O-Licious!

If you’ve always wanted your name in lights or
to run away with the circus now you can!
With the easy to use, no assembly required…
SIGN-O-LICIOUS Instamatic.
With this product you can be on your way in no time.
You too can be a star!*

Pharmacy Icon in Lights. Fresh, Alive and Hand Painted

Cactus & Succulents. Fresh, Alive and Hand Painted

Garden Cashier. Fresh, Alive and Hand Painted

Bakery Parking. Fresh, Alive and Hand Painted

Elizabethan Desserts Pies & GOodies. Fresh, Alive and Hand Painted

Hot Sweet Buttered Corn. Fresh, Alive and Digitally Illustrated

 

Choose from:

• Your Name** in Lights
• Personalized Neon Nostalgia Mode… Motel, Diner, Pharmacy or Casino style
• Sideshow Banner featuring YOU**
• and many more uniquely hand-created curiosities…

** YOUR NAME and/or YOUR LIKENESS can be substituted for:

1. PRODUCT NAME or ICON

2. PET NAME or PORTRAIT

3. STAGE NAME or LIKENESS

4. BUSINESS NAME or LOGO

*Some restrictions apply of course. Over use may cause signitosis syndrome and other exhilarating effects. Addictive ingredients have been added. Not FDA , USDA, IRA, WKRP, NRA, or MSG approved.

Website and other fine products coming soon.

You’ve seen the NEON JESUS…

Now feast your eyes on some other working examples of the Sign-O-Licious Instamatic!

FRESH, ALIVE and HAND PAINTED